Gov. Blagojevich's Unemployment Snafu: SOLVED!
The Illinois state Senate voted unanimously today in the impeachment trial of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.
Governor Blagojevich (for those of you who pay no attention to the news and/or PerezHilton.com) was accused of trying to sell the Senate seat formerly held by President Barack Obama. During the trial, Blagojevich claimed that he “did nothing wrong” and that there is really no sufficient evidence to convict him.
Blah, blah, Blahgojevich. Your feelings are really none of my concern. We have bigger fish to fry. Elisabeth Hasselbeck from “The View” announced today that she is preggers. Which means, pretty soon she’ll be on maternity leave. Which means, there’s a seat open. And THAT seat is going to need to be filled.
I have some outstanding debts that need to be “taken care of” and I know a guy at ABC [actually, I know a girl who knows a guy at ABC]. Well Mr. Blagojevich, I have JUST the job for you! Personally, I think “Blagojevich, Behar, & Goldberg” has a nice ring to it (or it just sounds like a bad injury law firm).
So, B-Dog (can I call you B-Dog?) give me a ring. Let’s work something out. My phone is always open.
not only does he look like a who…..or my grandma when she takes out her teeth, his hair has that whole donald trump/mitt romney thing going on. you can’t efficiently govern a state if you can’t efficiently groom yourself.
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