"I'll get you a nice salad, and a bit o' chicken."

Britain’s Got Talent has been figuratively dishing the talent out lately. First, Susan Boyle, then Shaheen Jafargholi, now there’s DJ Talent. You’d think he’d be able to live up to his name: DJ Talent. Oh, and he does. DJ Talent spits rhymes? and one of the “catchiest” tunes I’ve heard in a long while. 

The lyrics are as follows:

As we roll! It’s Britain’s Got Talent. It’s DJ Talent
It’s Britain’s Got Talent MAKE SOME NOISE!

I say Britain, you say TALENT, Britain’s Got Talent, It’s the DJ Talent
I say Britain, you say TALENT, Britain’s Got Talent, It’s the DJ Talent
They got north, south, east, and west. I’ve been roll’n with this, DJ Talent roll out the mix!
I say Britain, you say TALENT, Britain’s Got Talent, It’s the DJ Talent
I say Britain, you say TALENT, Britain’s Got Talent, It’s the DJ Talent!

Man, if that doesn’t land this guy a spot on the Billboard charts, I don’t know what will. After receiving 4 X’s by the judges, immediately followed by 4 “Yes’s” [I haven’t seem anyone flip-flop that much since Anne Heche and her sexuality of the late 1990’s] — DJ Talent scores again by winning a date with guest judge Kelly Brooke. He even offers to take her to dinner, get her a nice salad and a bit o’ chicken. 

I also LOVE his teeth. Who wouldn’t?

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2NEdetnRVM]

If Susan Boyle is the next Elaine Paige, then DJ Talent will have “No Problem”** becoming the next Lil Scrappy. 

All for now.

**For those of you who don’t know, “No Problem” is a song by rap artist Lil Scrappy that was released in February of 2004. It’s a pun.