What Not To Say To a Pregnant Woman & What To Say
I half jokingly mentioned that I should write this post yesterday and I got an overwhelming response of, “Yes! Write the post!” So, today, I am writing this post from the perspective of a woman who is currently 41+ weeks pregnant.
I thought it would be fun to what NOT to say to a pregnant woman but I also thought it would be fun to include the things TO say to a woman who is late / overdue / past-her-due-date. So, you will find those phrases in this post as well.
Now, if you are reading this and you have said any of the following things to me that fall under the “Things NOT to Say” category, DO NOT feel bad. I forgive you. It’s okay. I still love you! Lots! You didn’t know.
You can blame my crankiness on hormones, blood pressure, the economy or lack of sleep or something.
Just call me a curmudgeon. It’s totally fine. Wait, don’t do that. That wouldn’t be nice.
But in all seriousness, it’s really okay. This is all meant in good fun. But I’m also 100% serious and if you say any of the following things NOT to say to me I may lose my mind.
Without further ado…
What NOT to Say to a Pregnant Woman
*My general thoughts and comments to each statement are in italics.
“Baby will come when baby is ready.” // Really? I had no idea.
“Are you sure your due date was right?” // Yes, I’m sure. Trust me. I know when my last period was and I know when my last period wasn’t.
“Well, you know due dates are really quite arbitrary, right?” // Yep, doesn’t make the fact that I’m “past” it any easier.
“Have you tried [INSERT ONE OF THE FOLLOWING BELOW HERE]?”
- Walking
- Evening Primrose Oil (EPO)
- Red Raspberry Leaf Tea (RRL)
- Eating spicy food
- Eating pineapple
- Yoga
- Sitting on an exercise ball
- Pelvic tilts
- Sex
- Castor oil
- Chiropractic
- Jumping jacks
// Yes, trust me. I have tried ALL of the things. Name it. I’ve tried it. And then some.
“Wow, you’ve probably got a HUGE baby in there!” // Are you saying I’m fat? Are you calling my kid fat? Either way, this one is a lose / lose for you.
“Oh, you just look so uncomfortable.” // Thank you, Captain Obvious.
“Wow! You look HUGE!” // Are you saying I’m fat? Are you calling my kid fat? Either way, this one is a lose / lose for you.
“You know, I had my first baby at [INSERT ANY NUMBER BEFORE 40 WEEKS], so unfortunately I just can’t relate. But I’m sure you’ll be fine.” // Great. That’s just great for you.
“You know, I had my first baby at [INSERT ANY NUMBER AFTER 40 WEEKS], so I totally know how you feel. I ended up having to be induced and had a horrible labor – it was like 36+ hours and really painful, [INSERT GRAPHIC DETAIL HERE] and, etc. etc. etc. But I’m sure you’ll be fine.” // Fantastic. Now I’m going to have nightmares.
“Have you had the baby yet?” // Clearly I’m standing here still pregnant. So, yep!
“You haven’t had the baby yet??!” // Clearly I’m standing here still pregnant. So, nope!
“When’s that baby coming?” // Good question.
“Why haven’t you had the baby yet?” // Good question. Because it hasn’t decided to be borned yet.
“Well, do you know when the baby is coming?” // No, unfortunately I don’t. You see, I was given this “arbitrary” date that the baby was supposed to come by, but it hasn’t come yet. So, nope.
“You know, most women who are this late end up just having to be induced.” // Fantastic. How encouraging.
“You know, most women who are this late end up having a c-section.” // Fantastic. How encouraging.
“You know, a lot of women who end up being induced end up having a c-section.” // Fantastic. How encouraging.
“Should you be eating that this late in pregnancy?” // *mouth full of cheese fries* Yep.
“Should you be doing that this late in pregnancy?” // *whilst doing 100 jumping jacks* You mean because this might induce labor? Yep.
“Aren’t you afraid labor is going to hurt?” // Well, now I am.
“Aren’t you afraid the baby is going to be too big to deliver?” // Well, now I am.
Things TO Say to a Late / Overdue / Past-Her-Due-Date Pregnant Woman
“You look great / awesome / fantastic / beautiful! Here’s a cupcake!”
“You’re doing a great job, mama. You deserve a cupcake!”
“Can I take you to lunch? Can I buy you a cupcake?”
“Wanna go get a mani/pedi? I hear that new nail salon is next to a cupcake shop.”
“Wanna go see a movie? We can sneak in some caffeine free Diet Coke and cupcakes.”
“Oh my gosh, did you watch The Bachelorette finale? You didn’t? Oh, let’s watch it together! I’ll bring the cupcakes.”
“Let’s go to the mall, get a pretzel, and walk around. Oh, and I also have cupcakes.”
“Would you like a caffeine free Diet Coke and a cupcake?”
“I’m so sorry baby hasn’t come yet, I know that’s gotta be hard just waiting at this point. Let’s go eat a cupcake.”
“Whatever happens, you are going to be an awesome mama. I made you some cupcakes.”
“Clearly you’ve made a good home for that kid. Now, let’s give her / him an eviction notice, shall we? Also, here’s a cupcake.”
“God loves you. God has a plan for you. God loves this baby. God has a plan for this baby. God has already written the perfect birth story. And God wants you to have another cupcake.”
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That’s all I can really think of right now. Any ladies who have been in my shoes wanna add to the list? I’d love to hear yours!
**Remember this is all in good fun. But seriously. Stop saying those things to me. 🙂
Loll i actually used the eviction notice one on an overdue lady and she laughed, and agreed. Like braaah, get out already. Done with this pregnant forever nonsense
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Thank you so much for sharing this! I wish I could share with everyone saying the things NOT to say without hurting their feelings. I’m going crazy with the countless messages asking if the baby is here yet or unsolicited advice on how to induce labor. I’m not even that late! I have been so tempted to turn off my phone completely to avoid the stress and non stop check-ins. Thanks again for this post!
Thanks for the laugh! I just googled, “how to respond to you’re still pregnant” and found this. I’m only 4 days over 40 weeks and am getting very tired of the “You’re still here?”‘s and “No baby yet?”‘s. I’m honestly very patient for my baby to be born, but very impatient with everybody else’s impatience for my baby to be born! It’s like, “Really? You’re not interested in anything about me and my life except how pregnant I am? I promise this is not consuming my life. The world continues to spin.”
girl i feeeeeeel you!! hang in there! you’re doing awesome!! (and here’s a cupcake… :))
I just talked to my friend whose getting most of these retarded questions. I suggested both a funny and a pointed reply: I don’t know when the baby’s coming and I don’t know the lottery numbers either. Do you? or I don’t know when the baby’s coming and I’m okay with that. Are you okay with not knowing or does that bother you?
This totally just made my day!!! I’m 41 weeks today and I’ve been getting some of these lines since I was 38 weeks! I’m an overly annoyed of everyone asking me if baby is here yet? or if I have any signs of labour yet? … Like really?? If you are important enough in my life you will know when the baby comes and when labour has started…no need to remind me it hasn’t…Unfortunately for the things to say I have gestational diabetes so no cupcakes for me, but you can believe I will be indulging once my little one comes!
I love this post. I’m now 40+4 days pregnant. I do miss a quote with ‘coffee and cupcakes’ in it. I know not every pregnant women likes to drink coffee, but I do.
Oh that’s great things to discuss about the pregnancy. I think the pregnancy is really to be 41 weeks and it’s need so much care for the baby. The main concern about their baby as well as mother health, how can both of them manage properly.
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Lol! Love this! And I’ve heard pretty much every one of the what not to say. It’s maddening. Most of all “you haven’t had that baby yet?!” Or “Why haven’t you had that baby yet?!” Seriously people. Get it together. You’re asking questions that are common sense and you sound like you don’t have common sense.
Lol how ironic that below in my adds there is an add for birth control. I know it’s totally random but it made me smile.
craving cupcakes?
Oh, thank you so much for the laugh this morning! Today is our due date and this puts my feelings into words better than I ever could!
Made me smile at 41 weeks pregnant…Thnx
There should also be what not to DO to a over due lady… like random people running up and rubbing your belly trying to guess when she would come… i was due sept 26 and rosalie came on oct 1 after induction. But i was miserable and had gained more than 50 lbs with her so i constantly got irritable comments and gestures. But my granny did always show up with awesome sweets 🙂
There should be a “Things Not to Say to Pregnant Women In General”I am 36 weeks today and I have been hearing, “Well you’re about ready to pop, huh?” Since 30 weeks. haha Really people? I had three months left! Bless their little hearts.
Cute! 🙂 I enjoyed reading this!! It was lighthearted and fun!
All I hear is blah blah blah complain complain complain.
Now the people complained about their hardships in the hearing of the Lord, and when he heard them his anger was aroused. Then fire from the Lord burned among them and consumed some of the outskirts.
Thanks for sharing! I promise, the Lord knows my heart and He knows how grateful I am for all that He has blessed me with. 🙂
I just wanted to say that you responded to this persons unkind, ungracious post in a way that was loving and gracious. I thought that article was funny. I could easily read the humor. 🙂
Aw thank you so much!
Maybe if someone had read the entire blog post, they would have known it was a joke, and meant to be funny. This was hilarious. 🙂
Hey “You’re Negative” – thanks for the feedback. 🙂 I promise, this post was 99.9% a joke and meant to be taken lightheartedly and in fun. I was almost 42 weeks pregnant when I wrote it and needed a laugh. If you know me in real life (or read this blog regularly) you’ll know that I am probably one of the least negative people you’ll meet. Thanks for reading!
I had two of my kids on their due dates and one two days before. All came on their own time. Funnily though, after the 35th week, I started hearing all these “don’t say” things. I ended up being more tired of hearing those comments than being pregnant. I skipped church the last week before I had my second baby because I told my husband, “I will punch the next person who says, ‘Oh! You’re still pregnant?” Well no Sherlocke. I haven’t! *Ugh*
Love it!
Someone posted this to my wall (I’m due in four days)……so can you add to your list of taboos: don’t post this to your almost overdue friends’ Facebook page? Very ironic 😛
oh my gosh i am so sorry!!!! yes that is definitely taboo!! good luck mama!!
I was 42 weeks before they decided to induce me… Luckily I wasn’t uncomfortable but sure wish ppl would have still offered me a cupcake lol! Delivered a 10lb 2oz, 24″ healthy baby girl… So glad I didn’t feel anything with that epidural except the pain in eyes from pushing and they wanted me try to keep my eyes open…. Don’t do that! Close your eyes!!! The strain on your eyes can hurt.
oh yikes!!
My baby (blessedly!) arrived a day before her due date. (Seriously, how does that even happen?) Even still, I got TONS of these comments. Stop people, just stop! Let pregnant women be pregnant!
These are great! I do recall my dear father-in-law calling me EVERY DAY near the end of the pregnancy (back when there were land line phones exclusively, mind you) and asking, “have you had that baby yet?” I so desperately wanted to respond, “yes, we had the baby this morning, didn’t call you and I’m back home, answering the phone and making dinner.” I know he meant well. I just held all that in and said, “not yet, Dad, but I’m sure I’ll have it soon. Thanks for checking on me. Talk to you tomorrow.”
This is fantastic! Thanks so much! My best friend and I are both pregnant together, she’s at 41 weeks and I’m at 16- she’s is all the above things! Getting a kick out of reading this, thank you much!
I just found this post, and love it! I was 4 days over with my second (born aug 18), and heard quite a few of these.
Here’s another one: “You look like you’re about to POP!” Really? Why don’t you grab a pin, then, and help me out!
At the grocery store, when I was not quite 40 weeks yet, another shopper asked “do you really think you’ll get that watermelon out of here?” HaHaHa! You, sir, are a great comedian…
And another time a man patted his oversized gut and, pointing at my belly asked, “got another one in there?” (I had my first with me). Nah, how about you?
I love your cupcake laden comments:) so true!
I am currently past due and have been very emotional, grouchy, frustrated, feeling like I’m letting people down because this baby is not out yet. This managed to actually make me laugh and made me feel a little bit better, thank you!
I just turned 41 weeks today and the furniture sales lady at JCPenney told me I looked larger than her coworker who delivered 7 & 8lb twins…. Real nice as I’m spending several hundred dollars in your store!! I almost walked out but it was 75% off
oh what?!?!?!?! i am so sorry that happen to you!
People can be SO rude! I would gladly have taken you to a mani/pedi AT the cupcake shop!
xx
Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes
truth!! thank you so much, kelly!
*insert all things TO say to a pregnant woman here* seriously though, you glow in your pictures! i have loved seeing your belly grow throughout the months and i can’t wait to see the little one when it decides to make it’s grand debut! i’m not ready for kids but when we do have one i hope i look half as good as you have!
You are so sweet. Thank you so much, chelsea!
Hahahahaha….I love this. I hope no one says anything to me while I’m pregnant because I’ll probably just get mad no matter what! haha…
~Jessica
Jeans and a Teacup
Hehehehe Thank you so much, Jessica!
Girl, you DO deserve a cupcake! I want to send you a big box of Crumbs (they’re my favorite) 🙂 Hang in there! And I have never even been pregnant but I cringe when someone says something like, ‘Wow, your’e huge’! Eeeek!
I’ve heard Crumbs is so good!
I went over with all three of my babies. I think it just means they love their mama already. The worst thing for me was when me mum rang wanting to check if id had the baby yet. why yes mum i did and i just thought it would be fun not to tell you, especially since you are the one who is supposed to watch my two other babies while im in labour! I feel you, and boy do I hope someone gets you some cupcakes!
hahahahaha love that story!! you are awesome. thank you so much, em!
I am sending you a cupcake pretty mama! And I might have just cried-laughed while reading this 😉
Sending you all my best wishes for you and that baby!
xx
Here&Now
hahha yes! success!! thank you so much, jessica!
Oh my goodness, Molly – I laughed so hard! I actually went over to my boyfriend and read it out loud to him. I now really want a cupcake…
You are beautiful, have a cupcake!
bahahahahah that’s awesome! thank you so much, natalie!
And now, I too want a cupcake! Ha!!!
Hang in there my friend!
hehe thank you so much, carly!
Hahaha!!! i wish I could bring you some cupcakes! I think you look beautiful 🙂
xo,
Angela
you the best. thank you so much, angela!
Love this post! Great thoughts to the things not to say, they made me smile!
thank you so much, megan!!
Haha! Funny post. I like the biting sarcasm. I am a first time commenter on your blogs. You are doing a brave job in the gym there. Hope everything goes smoothly for you !
hehe thank you so much, annie!!
Oh how I love this post. I was always so annoyed when people would say those things. “You mean that baby hasn’t come yet?” Yes the baby came. I just like to put a basketball under my shirt to fool the world. I had to listen to those comments with both of my boys because they were 40 and 41 weeks babies. Next time I’m just going to tell the person what I’m really thinking. Congrats on your baby!
Amy
Fashion and Beauty Finds
BAHAHA so true! i just look at people like WHAAAT? when they ask stuff like that. thank you so much, amy!
I am sending you two dozen virtual cupcakes that I made all myself!! Hang in there! You are a trooper and everything will be A-OK!!!! It’s in God’s hands….and I know you know that!! And sex at 40+ weeks???? Girl, you are my HERO!!! 😉
BAHAHAHAHAH! love it. i’d love virtual cupcakes!! and yes. it truly is a LABOR of love. 🙂 🙂 heheheehehe
i love that one are you sure of your due date?? i would say nope i just made it up in my head, i thought that would a great date so i picked it and went with it!
hahahah i know, right?1 it’s like, COME ON, people!!
hahaha i seriously love this. i also seriously love your love for cupcakes, seeing as i share the same passion. honestly, i’m SO excited for you and the baby, whenever he/she decides to get the heck outta that belly! although i don’t know from experience, i have a feeling that this will all be so, so worth it once you meet your little one.
confession: whenever i see your name on my twitter feed, i’m secretly hoping that you’ve announced that you’re having the baby! excited for you!
xoxo
ahaha thank you so much, lauren! see? our mutual love for cupcakes is reason #14094018 why you are awesome. and seriously. thank you so much for the encouragement! any day now!
Oh my gosh girl, you crack me up. I can only hope I have a sense of humor like you at towards the end. I’m pretty sure since my mother had all 4 of us kids overdue I’ll be in the same boat when my time comes. All you can do is laugh about it and enjoy these last few days with your hubby, and some cupcakes of course. 😉
Lindsay
LindsayJEveryday.blogspot.com
thank you so much, lindsay!! you know – i laugh because if i don’t… i’ll cry! bahahah 😛
Both my babies were born after their due dates. Each came on their own time. My second baby was born 13 days past the due date, thankfully no induction required, and labor and delivery coukd mot have gone more smoothely. Just know for very bad labor experience you hear about there are plenty of good ones too.
Wishing you all the best, and enjoy some yummy cupcakes:)
that is SUPER encouraging to hear! seriously!! thank you so much for your sweet comment!
I am going to say a simple “Love ya” and hope it keeps me in your good graces! 🙂
hahaha love you, marissa! you are always in my good graces 🙂
The texts saying “I bet she comes TONIGHT!” or “today is the day, I feel it” or “so do you feel any contractions today?!” or “have you lost your mucus plug/other labor symptom? Ohh, you won’t go more than a few more days”.
The first time I never got there because I had to be induced at 38 weeks so I didn’t have to deal with any of the annoying questions BUT the second time when I went 41 weeks trying to VBAC I definitely did. I felt so much more pressure too knowing it was my last “shot” at a natural birth. Honestly, God had a plan all along and afterwards even though things didn’t go how I necessarily planned, I was totally at peace because I knew it all went how it was supposed to. Whatever that looks like for you, God seriously is in control and the amazing thing about going to far into a pregnancy “yourself” is that whatever happens at the end I feel like there isn’t all the second guessing. You’ve been patient, you’ve given it time, and whatever is going to happen is going to happen. Whether you have a hard labor, or an easy labor, trust me it will all be fine!! I had the worst labor the first time according to everyone who asks me my labor story but you know what? I didn’t think it was that bad! It was worth it, and it was how I got that baby into this world, and it just WAS. God gave me the strength in the moment to walk through everything I had to, and it was a million times worth it. And I got pregnant again, so OBVIOUSLY my first experience didn’t phase me whatsoever.
Eat a cupcake, or ten. I mean what if the baby is just waiting for you to intake a certain number of cupcakes so you get your fill before birth?! Maybe cupcakes are supposed to be part of the plan. I totally say add that to the list of labor inducing methods. I mean, why not? I added massages and pedicures to the labor inducing attempts because ummm, I wanted them haha. I mean, the babies wanted them. :I
hahaha LOVE this, lauren!! and you are so right – it all is part of His plan!! and YOU, ma’am are an amazing mama!
I agree with “Are you SURE there aren’t twins in there?!” Had that a few times when I was pregnant with my first. Hang in there mama. You really do look great.
hahahaha oh i get that one ALL the time!! i’m like uhhh YEAH. pretty sure!
hey molly — you look fabulous and deserve a huge cupcake!! xoxo
http://allthingsprettyandlittle.blogspot.com
thank you so much!!!
HAHAHA I’m laughing hysterically at my desk–this was just as good as I hoped it’d be. I love how all of the things TO say involved a cupcake. You’re my kind of girl.
hahah yes!! thank you so much, alyssa!
Oh Molly I LOVE you and you are sooo funny! I wish I could hang out with you today and talk about the bachelor and eat cupcakes 🙂
oh that would be heavenly!!! <3 you, katie!
My favorite is, God has the perfect birth story written for you, and wants you to have a cupcake!! Haha
teehee 😉 🙂 thank you so much, lauren!
Haha! I really hope after this post someone does bring you a lot of cupcakes 🙂
-Sharon
The Tiny Heart
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haha a friend brought me a zebra cake! BEST EVER!! close enough 🙂
That arm party in your photo is fantastic! And it would go great with a cupcake.
heck to the yeah!! 🙂
I’m sorry people could say those things!
I will eat cupcakes with you every. single. day. just tell me the flavor(s)
anythingbetween
YES!!! cupcakes = total win. strawberry! vanilla!
Oh my goodness, this made me laugh so hard! I am guilty of saying most of those things to a few pregnant women, even though those same things irritated me when I was pregnant! Seriously, tears in my eyes laughing.
So. Cupcakes!!
hahah we are all totally guilty!
Hahahahahahahaha XD Love you!
Oh goodness! I laughed so hard on a few of these! I heard cupcakes induce labor….or was it that they are delicious? Either way it’s a win win!
LOVED the Post! And God does have the perfect story for you & baby, you may not see it now but God’s plans are always much more vibrant and beautiful then what we could ever dream or think of. 😀 His Timing is Perfect, you’ll see ♥
♥Linda Mendible
hahahaha YES!!! cupcakes inducing labor would be IDEAL!
I loved this post – I’m not as far as you but I already find people say the most annoying things to pregnant ladies!! You are doing awesome mama and yes – go have a cupcake! And have one for me too while you’re at it, it sounds good.
haha it’s so true. people can really say the worst things… BUT, it’s totally okay and will all be worth it!
I see what you did there… If I lived closer I’d bring you a cupcake every day until baby is born 🙂
P.S. I’m not pregnant, or thinking about getting pregnant, but this made me giggle. A lot.
Heart you bunches!!! xoxoxo
heart you!!
Phew! I passed. :o) And for the record, you ARE beautiful. God DOES have a plan and He is carrying it out for you and for sweet stillthebaby. xoxo
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First LMAO! Love this! Second wanna go get a cupcake? You look fantastic!
hahah yes!! thank you so much, lee!!
I really hated when someone would say, “Well, the baby will have to come out, eventually.” When worded that way, it made me feel like the child would be yanked out.
Also, I was told that labor was going to hurt and that my body frame would not be able to handle vaginal birth. I was terrified. So many people try to ruin childbirth for expecting parents, especially the mother.
You’re doing a great job, though. You deserve Chipotle and cupcakes 🙂
hahaha YES that one gets me, too!! like WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! it can’t stay in there forever?!
Yessssssssss thankyou for this! But you missed one:
“Are you SURE there aren’t twins in there!!”
I’ve had that one a few times. Sooo super encouraging :p
Your body was MADE to deliver this baby.
You were MADE to be this kid’s momma. You and ONLY you!
So go have a cupcake 😉
haha oh yes. i get the twins question ALL the time!!
I think every sentence should end with “have a cupcake”. It would make the world a better place. For people waiting on babies to be born & for people who just like cupcakes. The word cupcake could also be swapped out with ‘nap’ 😉
agreed! cupcakes make EVERYONE happy!!
Ah! How frustrating. I almost said one of those things on Instagram a few days ago and thought, “No, that’s probably on one of those ‘don’t say this to a pregnant person’ lists.” So I stopped myself. Well, Molly, I’ll just say that I hope today you magically stumble upon a box of 12 cupcakes from your favorite cupcake shop that happen to be your favorite flavors!
ahhaha oh no worries at all, girl!! 🙂 🙂 you are the sweetest. <3
I wish that I could send you all the cupcakes 🙂
ALL THE CUPCAKES!!!! 🙂 hheeheheh thank you so much, nicole!
LOL, I haven’t had a baby yet so I cannot totally relate, but your post made me laugh so much, and yes…I’d offer you a cupcake for sure ! Why do people have to say the most embarassing and unuseful things ? I like your sense of humor =) Kisses from Italy
thank you so much, vale!!
Hang in there Molly! My son, also a tar heel baby, born this past April was a week past his due date. Almost every comment about him being late annoyed me. I love this list and hope you are enjoying multiple cupcakes…you’ve earned it!!
aw thank you so much, sharon!!
People say the most thoughtless things, don’t they?! You are beautiful and seriously glowing in all your pics lately (and obvs in real life)! God has an awesome plan for you and this sweet baby! Sending hugs and praying for you during this time!
aw thank you so much, beth!! <3 <3 <3
And now I’d like a cupcake…
True story, you do look fabulous. Are you sure you want baby to come out when you look that good?
I’ve also heard some people say that labour is rather enjoyable, so maybe you’ll be one of those.
You’ve totally got this.
P.S. Your blog makes me happy.
thank you so much, anna!! i hope labor is enjoyable! shoot! after all this work 😛 😛 and i’m so glad my blog makes you happy! that is totally my goal for readers!
FOR REALZ. If only all this could fit on a tshirt!! YOU DO LOOK GREAT! I hope you’re eating lots of cupcakes 🙂
that would be the best t-shirt EVAR!
Molly-
This made me laugh out loud. No, I’m not pregnant, BUT what I did think about was all of the things people say to people who don’t have kids/are trying to have kids/are having trouble having kids. I could write a novel of these. People are just so…silly. 🙂 Good luck and eat some cupcakes! 🙂
hahaha yes! people are the silliest. thank you so much, jessica!!
This made me laugh multiple times. Duly noted! Praying for you and this tardy (I’m a teacher 🙂 baby! Sending a virtual cupcake!
hahaha yes!!! thank you so much, ashley!!